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Ahoy, there! The Hamish and Andy Loyalty Card is accepted here for all your freshly roasted coffee needs! Simply enter discount code "H&A" at checkout to receive your discount (and to provide us with our cut - thanks!)

Roasted On coffee is a premium product for those who have lost touch with the common man. It's nice. Very nice.

It's extremely nice.

If purchasing a monthly subscription you will receive the discount, and we will get our cut, on the first order. After that, in lieu of a financial reward, we will send you coffee that is even more mesmerising than our normal, extremely nice beans.

You'll be blown away by the extra mesmerisation.

Please note we offer "Customer Service" at no extra charge. If you're looking for T-Shirts, get them at the official Hamish and Andy store. We just sell coffee.